Where are the cockroaches?
I have been here for four months now and have yet to see a cockroach. Normally, I would not complain. I would marvel at my cleanliness and good living, but I know that has little to do with the scurrying little jerks finding their way into my home. So where are they? I think I have found out!!
The Belgians, and Europeans as a whole, have given up on doing this sort of thing themselves.. and have thrown their lot in with the Robots!! That’s right. Robots.
You may ask yourself, “How does he know this stuff??” Well, I have seen it. They have robo-dogs, cats, people, brooms and cars (and mopeds, more about that later). And now, we see the RoboRoach.
From the Times in London, ”
The robot infiltrator that will lure pests to their doom
Yes, it’s the Roboroach!! Despair!!
I think this one is scarier…
So that’s why I don’t have a roach problem, now if I could get rid of the mopeds… I would be golden.
November 21st, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Last night i opened the junk drawer in the kitchen, and BAM there a huge roach (the flying kind). With my cat-like ninja reflexes i captured him in one bare-handed swipe, removed his legs, scare the kids, and flushed it.