Superweird

Why?

That’s all I want to know. Why do I have to watch dancy, prancy French looking things during the pre-game show of the Superbowl? Why? I get enough of that crap where I am, so I why must I suffer through it on US TV. Am I being tested? Have I sinned? I don’t know and after the artsy opening I just watched, I don’t care.

If this game sucks it will not be because of bad players or bad refs… it will be because everyone is so creeped out by some dips attempt to make art out of a base and violent thing like a football game. Where do they find people to make this crap. Is there beauty in this stuff? Yes. There is beauty in all things, but why do they have to make it weird and creepy? Crap!

Double crap!! It’s Midnight here and this had better not be crap. That’s all I’ve got to say. I hope it goes better, cause I can’t take anymore football player glamour shots or weird sequences about growing up and doing ballet AND football.

Billy Joel’s voice cracked!! Then he got artsy. This is going to go on all night. WTF!! Some deaf chick was signing, waving her arms everywhere!! I didn’t know Florida was the new Seattle. The thing that really sucks is I’m watching on the armed forces network, so I don’t even get to watch the commercials, just public service announcements about really strange things like how to own a pet. Really. How to own a pet. Yup.

2 Responses to “Superweird”

  1. Weon Says:

    So, how do you own a pet?

  2. Drew Says:

    Well, if you let the tv people tell you it’s quite an undertaking. I for one thought that I figured it out when I was five… feed it, play with it and be nice to it. Done. I guess there is a reason we have disclamers and warning labels on everything…

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